Stupid Ideas Abound

Step aside Liv Tyler

You are the Elf of Wealth. Gold, wealth, happyness
are important in your Kingdom. The people in
your kingdom are all wealthy and happy. Make
sure you don't overdo it, Love isn't the same
as money.


What kind of Elf are you?
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Regal Am Aye

You are a Fire Queen. You are a Brave warroir and
you know how to fight for yourselve and your
kingdom. Your kingdom is very strong and
wealthy. You might get in some wars but mostly
you win and you fear nothing!

What kind of Queen are you?
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Swensen's staff wanna die

Tonight my man came to pick me after work to have dinner nd we decided on Swensen's at the airport.

It started out as quite an enjoyable evening. We got there and my man was pleasantly surprised at the variety of food available.

Just a short while after we had ordered a guy came in and was shown to then table next to us. He had on a shirt that was similar orange colour as the Swensen's uniform. Just that it was a shirt and not a t-shirt and it was a tone or two darker. I noticed this cuz I was wondering why a Swensen's staff came and plonked himself at the table next to mine while he was on duty (he was carrying a clipboard at the time).

He ordered a drink and awhile later he just got up and walked out of the restaurant. Leaving his bag on the seat right next to me.

Needless to say I was none to pleased at this. Come on man! We are in the freaking airport. What better place for terrorists to strike?!!?

The guy was gone for at least 20mins. My man and I eyed the damn bag suspiciously. I could see the guy who owned the bag outside the restaurant, standing a bit away and waiting or loitering or doing I do not know what. While my man and I were discussing what to do, Ii saw the fucker up and walk out of the airport terminal.

This was when my man lost his patience. All the while the service staff are walking around and they I saw that quite a few of them noticed the clipboard on the table, the milkshake this guy ordered that was just sitting there melting away and the abandoned bag but no one came to ask us anything about it. Everyone had the "pretend never see" attitude.

I called on the manager and my man told her that the guy who owned the bag has been gone from the restaurant for over 20mins. She nodded and left. Few minutes later a waitress came up to our table and muttered, "this customer say oredi he go toilet." and promptly walked off.

WHAT THE FUCK IS that guy doing? He went to use the toilet or clean the toilet?

I was mega pissed by now and just as I was about to insist they remove the bag and place it behind the cashier area the fucker came back. He sat himself down, had a sip of his drink and in less than 3mins he stood up and walked out of the restaurant again. I watched him this time. He didn't inform any of the staff that he was going out and he didn't seem to care that there would be no one at the table looking after his stuff.

He was gone for about 5mins and then he came back and wouldn't you know it, aftr another 7mins he did a repeat performance. This time of course he did not bother notifying the staff either.

No one bated and eyelid.

This proves to me that the service staff and management in this restaurant does not give a damn for the safety of their customers or of their staff and it is run by a bunch of morons. Even though they work in the airport and they gotta listen to the damn public announcement that tells people not to leave their belongings unattened they just ignored that bag.

If it was indeed a bomb we would all be dead.

I was right next to that fucking bag. Such irresponsible behaviour.

I dread to think of the outcome if a real terrorist incident were to occur here. Everyone would be so fucking dead.

Vermont's finest

OH MY GOD!

I cannot imagine that I was such a dufus not to post this together with the post I did yesterday.

After I finished with ada the fantastic seamstress that is making my gorgeous bridesmaid dress my man and I headed down to Marina Sqaure for Carl's Jr. (Yes i know, what a great way to lose weight brendywendy. SHADDUP oredi! Who asked you anyway?)

Anyway after our very satisfying meal we started to wander around the newly renovated Marina Sqaure.

We were walking along when this guy walked past us and suddenly said in a really loud voice, "PSYCHO!"

Gave me and the girl in front of us such a fright we literally stopped dead in our tracks. My man turned to look at who he was talking to and told me that the weirdo was talking to himself. I said rather loudly, "Psycho??!! Look who's talking!" as we walked off. What is up with me and attracting mad people in public places?

Anyways, we soon found ourselves in Suntec city and while strolling around I happened to look downstairs to the 1st floor and saw this familiar sign

Needless to say I started jumping up and down excitedly and dragged my man down to the shop.

It did not matter that I had just eaten a wonderful and extremely filling meal. I just HAD to have Ben & Jerry's.

Of course before entering I made my man take a pic of me in front of the shop.

I must say I love the coziness of the place. Or maybe it's just that I really like their ice cream. But i digress, there were so many flavours to choose from that i was at a loss which to pick. It wasn't a tremendous amount but I guess I was overwhelmed as many flavours are new to me. I picked Dublin Mudslide in the end and it was HEAVENLY (as expected).

The service staff were friendly and very good at their job (tempting people to sample and buy the ice cream). My man was so full from the meal at Carl's Jr that he told me he would not be having any ice cream. But the two service staff manage to tempt him into tasting a tiny spoonful of Dublin Mudslide. And they obligingly posed for a pic too. How sweet of them.

As usual they asked my man if he is Singaporean and were quite surprise when he said he was.

My man was so evil. Took many pics with his mobile and sent it to my target twin.

Time to wash the bedding

As i have predicted my period was just around the corner. In actual fact it is already here.

It arrived this morning. WHILE I WAS SLEEPING.



So now u know why it is time for me to wash my bedding.

Friggit! As if I do not have enough shit to worry about.

I got caught in a slight drizzle and am now suffering from a light case of the sniffles.

This is not good. Got a halloween party to attend on the 31st and after work today I gotta go for my bridesmaid's dress fitting. Hope i manage to fit into the damn thing. Gotta get a corset.

SIGH.

I am so fat.

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YAY !!!

I am so releived. The dress fits. In fact it looks quite good. Still think I look fat though. But, at least there's a gorgeous shawl to cover up my babat.

Hope I don't make any of the guests nauseous.

I AM SOOOO KAWAII !!!!

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She's baa...ck

Achy all over

Bloated

Short Tempered

Paranoid

Assets tender

Skin feels so oily


ARGH!!!


the PMS bitch-witch is back.


this time it's really bad.

i snapped at my target twin even.

now i feel evil.

maybe I should go kill some annoying children.

maybe then i won't feel so uptight.

Jumper at Orchard Cineleisure

A man jumped off the third floor of Orchard Cineleisure.
I really wonder what was up with that dude.



More on this here

Test

There are 5 Things going on simultaneously which need to be taken care of:

1. The telephone is ringing.
2. The baby is crying.
3. A visitor knocks at the front door or doorbell rings.
4. There is laundry hanging on the line and it begins to rain.
5. The water tap in the kitchen is running.

In what order would you take care of the problems?
Jot down the order in which YOU would handle things, then scroll down after you've made your decisions.
Each decision will represent how you look at your life.

1. The phone represents JOB/CAREER.
2. The baby represents FAMILY.
3. The visitor represents FRIENDS.
4. The laundry (believe it or not) represents your spouse
5. The running water represents MONEY/WEALTH.

Makes you think, eh?
How closely did your answers come to stating your priorities in life?

I picked

1)FAMILY
2)JOB/CAREER
3)FRIENDS
4)SPOUSE
5)MONEY/WEALTH.

What did you pick?

received via email 17 Oct 2005

Nails

I got paid!!!!

And in preparation for my big trip to Melbourne at the end of the year (going to be bridesmaid) I went to get acrylic nails done. They are fantastic! Cuz they are so hard (unlike my actual nails).

I went back to Nail Buzz to have Jacky do my nails. Cuz she is the BEST!
Her shop is in Far East Plaza, 4th floor.

my scary empress dowager nails. this is the first step.

me acting cute with my scary nails.

Thank God jacky puts up with my nonsense.

end product. so lovely. :)

I did a pedicure too. But I am too lazy to take photos.

I also went shopping. Got myself this lovely watch.

The little shop I got it from called Wrist (also in Far East Plaza). There was an old guy in the shop. He is the boss. He's got some very nice stuff and he is nice and polite and very helpful. Which is important to me since I am also in the customer service line.

Spent the rest of the day walking around with my man.

Before we headed for home I decided to go to the loo since we had a really long bus ride ahead of us. I chose to use the restroom at the Hyatt (yes, I am a loo snob. so sue me).

When I was done I came out to find my man making conversation with the hotel security personnel and staring at this hummer parked outside the hotel. Later I found out that it belonged to the Sultan of Johore. I should've known since the license plate said "JOHOR".

Damn nice sial his car.

But my man was kinda puzzled why the one we saw outside Hyatt looked a tad bit smaller than the one his Aunt in the states owns. He kept asking me if i find that this hummer looked smaller. Finally got so fed up with him I told him to get the keys, open the door and let me stand in the damn thing and then I can tell him if it is indeed smaller. To which he replied he'd rather not be beaten to death by the Sultan's bodyguards.

Funnies

received via email on 20 Oct 2005

Uniform

Now you know why Valuair cabin crew wear pants.

Worth

got this from Postmaster General who got it from Lancerlord

My blog is worth $2,258.16.
How much is your blog worth?

I worth so much meh?

Hmmmm.... Very interesting.

Poor Lancerlord he is worth $0.00.
(i think he bluff people wan. maybe he scared people rob his blog??!!)

Oldie but still a fav of mine

President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.

They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy".
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent.
No other children volunteered.

Bush searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy (Lil Johnny) raised his hand.
In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force one carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says Lil Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

Edible Art

These are gorgeous.

Even if I knew that they were yummy I really don'th think I'd have the heart to eat them at the end of the day.

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received by email on 17Oct2005

Gotta Light?

Aren't these the coolest?

received vai email on 20 oct 2005

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Who said English is easy?

Fill in the following blank with Yes or No

a) ______ I don't have a BRAIN .

Just plain weird

These are supposedly real buildings Japan. The purpose of which is beyond me.


received via email on 12 Oct 2005

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I was just watching America's Next Top Model (recap episode).

There was this segment that they had to pretend to be presentors and it strikes me as rather odd that people who are born and raised in a country that speaks primarily english would not be able to do this (reading off a teleprompter).

Granted it is difficult to look natural and not like you are reading off the damn thing. BUT! These girls were stumbling over words like MAGENTA

and the famous designer label Issey Miyake.

How can any ang moh not know how to pronounce MAGENTA?

And as for the designer label, they are gonna be in the fashion industry how can they not know this brand?

Reminds me of the previous bunch. They had a photo shoot and were modelling for
Isaac Mizrahi. One of the models did not know who he was and even after the photo shoot she could not even pronounce his name. AND HE WAS THERE AT THE DAMN SHOOT! Never malu-ated to death is a miracle lor. I would have if I was her.

Are aspiring models dumb? Maybe only the ones who appear on this program? Or is it that in America if you are pretty enough to be model can oredi?

I hate to stereotype.
But!!!

They couldn't even say Au revoir for crying out loud.

Sheesh.

Wondeful dinner

It was great to be able to go to church with my mum and my man. It has been so long since we have been able to do that. And we got to go eat dinner at my FAVOURITE peranankan restaurant of all time, Peranakan Inn located at 210 East Coast Road. Just a stones throw away from Holy Family church and opposite possible the greatest zhi cha stall of all time Sin Hoi Sai, or as my friends and I love to call it House of Sin.

It was a fantabulous meal to say the least. Especially since it's been ages since I've eaten there.

We ordered

my favorite ayam sioh (left), chap chye (right) and sambal kangkong (bottom).



and my mum's favourite ngo hiang.

and yummylicious assam prawns.

After dinner we strolled a few stalls down to gina's vadai and bought some home for supper. They are superb. They've even been featured on makansutra.

What a truly great way to end the day. I am definitely happy and content tonight.

Movie Date

wz my target twin.

We were both working morning shift today and so we decided that we should go out and catch a movie after work at Tampines Mall. As i have been desperately wanting to watch Corpse Bride that was our first pick.

I loved it! As I knew right from the start that I would. My target twin enjoyed it too but she was tired and fell asleep half way through. But I of course nudged her awake quite violently.

Then we wanted to watch Four Brothers but it wasn't showing.

So we settled for Into the Blue.

Paul walker is such marvellous eye candy!!

And Jessica Alba...

don't say oredi lah. So jealous of her.

It was a good day. Been a long time since we went out to the movies together. So long that it was in fact my target twin who suggested we go for a second movie.

Supper

Anna had wanted to go to Geylang cuz it is Ramadan now and she had heard about the fantastic bazzr and great food that was available there at night only during this month.

So we had asked some other colleagues to go with us but everyone gave half hearted replies. This morning it seemed no one wanted to go so I told Anna we'd have to shelve our plans. Lo and behold half way though my shift I got a call from my target twin asking if I was up for supper since our usual kakis all finish at the same time. It has been a while since we have gone out together so I agreed.

It was a glorious night of food and great conversation. We went to the famous Fengshan 85 market. All cab drivers here know where it is. This place opens till the wee hours of the morning and serves great food and famous bak chor mee.

Once we got there it seemed that the three little girls (pigs) at my table were intent on eating at least half (of not all) of the food on sale there. We were starving and damn enthusiastic.

We had 10 chicken wings, 8 otak otak, 3 bowls of famous chai chee pork porridge (with egg), 1 plate of hokkien mee ($5!!!). It was a pity that the carrot cake shop was closed. And to top it all off we had 2 big ass bottles of Tsing Tao (beer! my fav!).

What a great night of laughter, gluttony and minor alcoholism.

tenjewberrymuds

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud.
You will understand what'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.
This has beennominated for the best email of 2005.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest androom-service,at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far EastEconomic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wansahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin webodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin webodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome."


This always cracks me up no matter h0w many times I read it.


received by email on 18th sept 2006

Funny mailboxes

I can't believe people have these outside their homes.

received via email on 21st septmeber 2006

How to treat a rude customer

An award should go to the gate attendant at Luqa airport.

A crowded Malta-London flight was cancelled. She was the lone attendant in charge of re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".

The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and picked up her public address microphone: ?May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please?" she began. With her voice being heard clearly throughout the terminal, she said, "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... YOU!!!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."


recieved via email on 12th oct 2006

Conversation

between a customer and I.

Customer : It was a pleasure doing business with you. Your company is the best blah balah...
Me : Thanks for the compliment. We try.
Customer : Yes, indeed. You are very trying.
Me : *giggle*
Custome : *beaming back at me and looking very smug*

Other weird and intertesingly delightful conversations I've found on Blinky Mummy's and DonAQ's.

D & D?

Got this from Postmaster-General.

I Am A: Neutral Good Elf Ranger Mage

Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Deity:
Mielikki is the Neutral Good goddess of the forest and autumn. She is also known as the Lady of the Forest, and is the Patron of Rangers. Her followers are devoted to nature, and believe in the positive and outreaching elements of it. They use light armor, and a variety of weapons suitable for hunting, which they are quite skilled at. Mielikki's symbol is a unicorn head.

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hmmm....

Jealous

That's what I am.

Of whom?

My mum.

If you've read my previous post you'll know my mum just went on a short trip to Kuala Lumpur recently.

This morning she told me she was going to Bangkok in December.

My mum is doing more vacationing than I am. (!!!)

How can?

*sob*

It's not just that she gets to go on vacation while I slave away here, but that she gets to go

FOR FREE!!

This is her second trip to Bangkok this year. On her previous trip her accomodation was provided for as one of her friends is working in Bangkok and is a big wig with a 5 star hotel there. So no need chut lui (come out money).

Her Kuala Lumpur trip also saw her getting free accomodation (at a 5 star hotel ok!). Another friend had to go there for business and so her friend brought forward her flight from monday to saturday so she and my mum could get there early and spend the weekend shopping.

This upcoming trip to Bangkok another friend scored a set of free tickets and asked to tag along. So she only needs to pay for food and accomodation. If the bigwig friend of her's is town when she goes I think her accomodation will be FREE again lor.

It is great that she gets to enjoy.

But...

I also want!

take a good hard look

at this pic and tell me if you notice anything peculiar.




last thing you should do is take a pic in the nude, dude!

Do you speak english?

Another funny email I got recently.

Enjoy.


1 In a Bangkok temple:"IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN."

Cocktail lounge, Norway:"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."

Doctors office, Rome:"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners, Bangkok:"DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a Nairobi restaurant:"CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

On an Athi River highway:"TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER,THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."

In a New York City restaurant:"OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND ALSO WEEKENDS."

A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer in Alabama:"DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."

In a West Virginia cemetery:"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES."

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:"GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED."

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:"OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."

In a Tokyo bar:"SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."

Hotel, Yugoslavia:"THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

Hotel, Japan:"YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:"YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:"IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE."

Hotel, Zurich:"BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITESEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE."

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?"

The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:"GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE."

In a Swiss mountain inn:"SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM."

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:"WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."

A laundry in Rome:"LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOODTIME."

Regrets

I know that I've said before that regrets are a waste of time. But I really wonder if this is the case when it comes to the friends I've lost due to my actions or theirs.

It has occured to me that at the time I declare myself no longer a friend of this particular person/perons I am filled with the righteous indignation that "this type of people" not worth my time or my friendship.

However, as I get older I wonder if that was a wise thing to do. Everyone has faults and everyone has good points too . (yes, even i, the great one have faults.)

I still have many friends, and no I do not go around outcasting people left, right and centre. (don't think so badly of me can?)

But once in a while something will remind me of a certain someone/somones that I no longer speak to and I get the longing to touch base with them again. Then I remember what utter jerks they were and I tell myself better that we are no longer in contact. No need to entertain such B.S. from them.

As time goes by I find myself wondering more and more often how thoses interesting, exasperating, lovely, zany, irritating, silly, jerk-ful characters from my past are doing. Are they still as silly as they used to be? Have they married? Do they have kids of their own?

Do they think of me?

Do they think of me as often as I think of them?

I tried to get back in contact with one person in particular. We had a falling out due to a third party. (A girl he was dating at the time.)

Half a year after later we were both invited to an outing by a person we both knew. The poor guy had no clue we knew each other. Things were awkward at first, to say the least.

Finally my friend turns to me and with sincerity in his eyes asked me how I've been. I tell him I've been quite good. Then I apologised and he did too. I was overjoyed. Despite his obsessive behaviour and weird temperment he is a GREAT guy.

By now all of you are thinking it was a great happy ending, right? NOT!

Two weeks later he calls me and yells at me for something I did not do, had no hand in doing and did not know anything about (until he called me and yelled at me). I have not heard from him since.

Inspite of this I did try to contact him again two years later. A mutual friend told me that his number had not changed and this mutual friend hinted that someone (the shouting guy) was regretful for what had happened between us in the past. He never replied my calls nor my text messages.

I'm now wondering if I should try to contact this other low life guy who I stopped talking to. I only stopped talking to him after some of my friends and I had spent money to help get him out of a great deal of trouble, just to have him lie to my best friend, take more money from her and then go on to treat all of us that helped him out like crap.

What say you?

Agent Smith and Kenny Sia are the bomb

Got this of Kenny Sia's site.
It's called the agent smith quote generator.
Kenny is so funny.
Really he is.
Go see for yourself.
Very fun 1. Got gallery of archived pics somemore.

hmmmm.....

Your Reputation Is: Mean Girl

You rule through teasing and intimidation..Yet, people would give the world to be your friend

What's" Your Reputation?

I where got mean?

And no one has offered me the world in return for my friendship leh.

Where are all the people that wanna give me their world for my friendship?

Part Diva?

You're Part Diva

You know that a girl's gotta work it to get her way in the world.And while you aren't about to throw a tantrum at every turn...You do amp up the drama when you know you need it.You mix charm, honesty, and kindness to get ahead.

Are You a Diva?

I am not impressed to say the least.

Wtf is a Part Diva? Makes me sound half baked.

And what's up with the hedious doggy pic?

Sheesh.

Thank God my friends are safe

I was totally shocked that Bali got bombed (again) but other than that I was feeling kinda detached from the whole situation.

That was until I remebered that I have two colleagues who are there right now.

Someone at work told me that they are fine but they are having trouble getting a flight back home. Not surprising that after the bombing all flights out from Denpasar are totally full.

What is the world coming too?

Hate those fucking terrorists.

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update : my friends managed to get back home. they flew from bali to jakarta then from jakarta to singapore. i am so glad they are safe and back home in one piece.

If women ruled the world

Got this email today.

Bloody hilarious man.