Weddy's War Zone

Sunday, December 24, 2006

I'm off


to Oz tomorrow night. Flight is very full. Praying my man and I will get seats on the last flight out. Can't wait to see Mish and Ell.

But tonight I'm headed for a party. It is Christmas after all.

Since I am not a big shot blogger and no one reads my blog anyways I will not have or need a guest blogger for the two weeks that I will be away.

I'll come back with loads of pictures (and shopping) that I am sure off.

Take care.

Merry Christmas and to everyone (yes, even my enemies) a Blessed New Year!

Loads of love from Santa's not so little helper,

Weddy ^_^


Wednesday, December 20, 2006

It's begining to look alot like Christmas

Everywhere I Go...


xmas feast 14

xmas feast 12

xmas feast 11

xmas feast 10

xmas feast 08

xmas feast 06

xmas feast 01


Friday, December 15, 2006

Possibly the cutest car on earth


cutesy car 06

cutesy car 08

cutesy car 04

cutesy car 03

cutesy car 2

cutesy car 01

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006



Some people should not have a job.

Some of people are so dumb but act and actually think they are so smart.

And to top it off some people think that they are doing their job when they ignore you.

Especially when you are asking them important things with regards to your end of year Christmas leave which you are taking to go see your best friend in Oz who's just had a baby.

Some people ought to be run over by a garbage truck.


Though it would probably be a waste of time cuz some people would not have the good sense to die.



Tuesday, December 12, 2006



There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM .

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

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Monday, December 11, 2006

It has been decided


My man and I are going to Oz land to see my best friend, Mish, her wonderful husband and her adorable son!!



Sunday, December 10, 2006

Stroll Down Memory Lane


Fond memories for those who born in the 70s and 80s.

1. You grew up watching He-man, MASK, Transformers, Silver Hawk and Mickey Mouse. Not to forget, Ninja turtles, My Little Pony and Smurfs too.

2. You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess time. You would squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brush your teeth amd had a coloured mug to contain water for rinsing your mouth. The teachers said you must brush each side 10 times.

3. You know what SBC stands for.

4. You pay 40 cents for Chocolate or Strawberry MILK every week in class.

5. You watch a very popular Malay dubbed Japanese drama on RTM1 about schoolgirls who possess powerful skills in volleyball called Meoro Attack.

6. You find your friends with pagers and handphone cool in Secondary school.

7. SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats are made of wood and the cushion were red. The big red bell gives a loud BEEP!when pressed. There were colourful tickets forTIBS buses. The conductor will check for tickets by using a machine which punches a hole in the ticket.

8. Envelopes given to us to donate to Sharity Elephant everyChildren's Day.

9. You've probably read Young Generation magazine. You know who's Vinny the little vampire and Acai the constable.

10. You were there when they first introduced MRT here. You went for the first ride with your parents and you would kneel on the seats yo look out of the windows and watch the the scenery zoom pass.

11. Movie tickets used to cost only $3.50. &@%#$*@#$^*!@#&^$

12. Gals were fascinated by Strawberry ShortCake and Barbie Dolls (some boys too actually. but they'd never admit it).

13. You learn to laugh like The Count in Sesame Street.

14. You longed to buy tibits called Kaka (20 cents per pack), andDing Dang (50 cents per box), they all had a toy in it and it was a different toy every week. Not forgetting the 15 cents animal crackers and the ring pop, where the lollipop is in the shape of a diamond the ring.

15. You watched TV2 (also known as Channel 10) cartoons becauseChannel 5 never had enough cartoons for you.

16. Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Three Investigators, Famous Five and Secret Seven are probably the thickest story books you ever thought you'd read. Even Sweet Valley High and Malory Towers.

17. KFC used to be a high class restaurant that served food in plates and let you use metal forks and knives.

18. The most vulgar thing you said was asshole and idiot and THE MOST EXTREME WAS 'super white'... you justcouldn't bring yourself to say the hokkien version.

19. Catching was the IN thing and twist (or chope) was the magic word.

20. Your English workbooks was made of some damn poor quality paper that was smooth and yellow.

21. CDIS were your bestfriend

22. The only computer lessons in school involved funny pixellised characters in 16 colours walking about trying to teach you maths.

23. Waterbottles were slinged around your neckand a must everywhere you go.

24. Boys loved to play soccer with small plasticballs in the basketball court.

25. Teng-teng, five stones, chapteh, hentambola and zero point were all the rage with the girls and boys too.

26. Science was fun with the balsam and the angsana being the mostimportant plants of our lives, guppies and swordtail being the most important fish.

27. Who can forget Ahmad, Bala, Sumei andJohn, eternalized in our minds from the textbooks. Even Mr Wally & Mr.Yakki. What abt Miss Lala??? And Zaki and Tini in Malay Textbooks

28. We carry out experiments of our own to get yourself badges forbeing a Young Zoologist/Botanist etc.

29. Every Children's day and National day you either get pins or pens with 'Happy Children's Day 1993' or dumb files with 'Happy National Day 1994'.

30. In Primary six you had to play buddy for the younger kids like big sister and brother.

31. We wore BM2000, BATA, or Pallas shoes.

32. Your form teacher taught you Maths, Science and English.

33. The worksheets were made of brown rough paper of poor quality.

34. You went to school in slippers and a raincoat when it rained,and you find a dry spot in the school to sit down, dry your feet,and wear your dry and warm socks and shoes.

35. School dismissal time was normally around 1 pm.

36. There would be spelling tests and mental sums to do almost everyday.

37. Your friends considered you lucky and rich ifyour parents gave you $3 or more for pocket money everyday.

38. You see Wee Kim Wee's face in the school hall.

39. You freak out when the teacher tells you to line up according to height and hold hands with the corresponding boy or girl

40. Boys like to catch fighting spiders.

41. Collecting and battling erasers was a pastime for boys.

42. Autograph books were loaded with "BestWishes", "Forget Me Not", and small poems like "Bird fly high, hard to catch.Friend like you, hard to forget".

43. Class monitors and prefects loved to say "You talk somemore, I write your name ah!"

44. There were at least 40 people in one class.

45. Large, colourful schoolbags were carried.

46. You brought every single book to school, even though there wasone thing called the timetable.

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Thursday, December 07, 2006



A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the breeding bull exhibit.They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,"See... He mated 50 times last year ... once-a-week."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said,"That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR".

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Pay Attention


First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy classwith a real dead human body. They all gathered around the dissection table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In medicine, it isnecessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor:

The first is thatyou not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation.

"I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

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Monday, December 04, 2006

An Intersting Observation


1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING

3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.


6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.


The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Morning Coffee


Who does What

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........


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Friday, December 01, 2006

Cutest Baby Alive


Well I am biase but what can i say. It is my best friend's first born son.

Presenting Noah Appel. Isn't he just perfect?

And here's a shot of the little one with his mum.