TIFFY WIFFY
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This is Tiffy. The guy next to her is her wonderful hubby.
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This is Tiffy. The guy next to her is her wonderful hubby.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR~!
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Saturday, September 30, 2006
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Little Johnny
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Third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils answer by reciting a short poem.
The first kid that sat in the first row was a teacher's pet.
He stood and said,
My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can.
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating,
My name is Suzy,and when I become a lady I would liketo have a baby... if I can,and I think I can.
The next on the list was Little Johnny, sitting in the back of the room.
He stood up and said,
My name is Johnny,and I don't give a damn about Japan, but I would like to help Suzy with her plan, if I can and I think I can.
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Third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils answer by reciting a short poem.
The first kid that sat in the first row was a teacher's pet.
He stood and said,
My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can.
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating,
My name is Suzy,and when I become a lady I would liketo have a baby... if I can,and I think I can.
The next on the list was Little Johnny, sitting in the back of the room.
He stood up and said,
My name is Johnny,and I don't give a damn about Japan, but I would like to help Suzy with her plan, if I can and I think I can.
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Saturday, September 23, 2006
Wet Pants
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Come with me to a third grade classroom.....
There isa nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never heart he end of it..
When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays t his prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes fromnow I'm dead meat."He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.
As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap. The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"
Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy.
The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning uparound his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie. She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've done enough, you klutz!"
Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, "You did that on purpose, didn't you?"
Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too."
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Come with me to a third grade classroom.....
There isa nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never heart he end of it..
When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays t his prayer, "Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes fromnow I'm dead meat."He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.
As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap. The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"
Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule, the boy is the object of sympathy.
The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning uparound his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie. She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've done enough, you klutz!"
Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers, "You did that on purpose, didn't you?"
Susie whispers back, "I wet my pants once too."
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Thursday, September 21, 2006
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This is me and my Dai Lou.
Just wanna wish him...
This is me and my Dai Lou.
Just wanna wish him...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
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Sunday, September 17, 2006
JOKE
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*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!"
*Lost Wife*
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
*Teacher*
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
*Hearing*
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I havn't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
*Wedding*
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why is the groom wearing black?"
*Dream*
A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?" With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight." That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - "The meaning of Dreams".
*Laugh out Loud*
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The man said, "No dear." The woman said,"I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would" Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the women asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the man replied, "No, she's left handed."
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*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!"
*Lost Wife*
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
*Teacher*
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
*Hearing*
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I havn't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
*Wedding*
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why is the groom wearing black?"
*Dream*
A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?" With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight." That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - "The meaning of Dreams".
*Laugh out Loud*
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The man said, "No dear." The woman said,"I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would" Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the women asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the man replied, "No, she's left handed."
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Thursday, September 14, 2006
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What does Love mean?
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7
"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"
Emily - age 8
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
Noelle - age 7
"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6
"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine-age 5
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."
Chris - age 7
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4
"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren - age 4
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."
Karen - age 7
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."
Mark - age 6
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8
And the final one --
Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,"Nothing, I just helped him cry"
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What does Love mean?
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5
"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7
"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"
Emily - age 8
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen." Bobby - age 7
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
Noelle - age 7
"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6
"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine-age 5
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."
Chris - age 7
"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4
"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren - age 4
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."
Karen - age 7
"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."
Mark - age 6
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8
And the final one --
Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.
The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,"Nothing, I just helped him cry"
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Hog's Breath
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This is one happy birthday girl with her mammoth birthday brownie courtesy of Hog's Breath.
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This is one happy birthday girl with her mammoth birthday brownie courtesy of Hog's Breath.
We went there with a different bunch of friends for a night of slightly more intimate but just as rowdy celebration.
I was delighted when I was presented with this...
I have to say it is one of the best looking burgers I have seen in a long time.
It was a great night but the end was quite disappointing.
After dinner we decided to go for drinks and someone suggested this place at boat quay(which i shall not name).
So we went there and to my dismay the place was tiny, overcrowded and definitely had enough people cramed in to to be declared a fire hazard.
After this place totally left us feeling agitated and annoyed we wandered around and eneded up at some quiet pub. By this time most of us were exhausted as it was a stiflingly hot night. We left after a couple of rounds. I can't say I regret any of it though. It was great to catch up with some of the lovely people that I have not seen in ages.
Of course I have lovely pics to remember the evening.
I present the usual suspects...
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Sunday, September 03, 2006
Two Virgos and a partridge in a pear tree
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This is Suzanna.
This is my target twin.
Both of their Birthdays fall on the first week fo September. As such a whole bunch of us went out to Ministry of Sound to celebrate.
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This is Suzanna.
This is my target twin.
Both of their Birthdays fall on the first week fo September. As such a whole bunch of us went out to Ministry of Sound to celebrate.
It was quite an eventful night. Loads of booze and dancing and what not. We had about six to eight trays of shots. I have no idea why everyone was so generous and willing to buy tray after tray of shots. We had B52s and cosmopolitans and last but not least we had slippery nipple which I can't say I enjoyed very much. All this came right after we had shared a bottle of champagne and I had a couple of bottles of beer and some screwdrivers.
Funny things happen when one gets slightly intoxicated. I went off to the loo a few times by myslef through out the night. Each time I headed to the loo on the 2nd level as it's usually empty. I did not take my bag with me at any time. When i got home and checked my camera I found this photo...
Notice that I am not taking the photo of myself. And I am sure I went to the loo by myself all the time. How on earth this photo ended up in my camera I have no idea.
I was telling my target twin that I hope to God that I am in the ladies and not the gents cuz I know for a fact that the gents is exactly the same colour scheme as the ladies.
Enough freakiness for now. After partying till almost closing time we left for supper and I forced Rainie to hop into a cab with us to the prata place so Airwan had no choice bit to follow. Needless to say he was not to pleased but we appeased him with Nasi Goreng Ayam and all was forgiven quickly enough.
And now for the pics of the rest of the gang.... Enjoy.
p.s. Happy Birthday to the two loveliest virgos I know.
posted by brendywendy @ 7:30 AM
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