Weddy's War Zone: November 2005

I Am Hell Of a Cute Demon

the bird is your true demon form. you are
carefree, kind and lively. people love to be with
you,and you enjoy your life too.

What is your true demon form?
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Harry Potter Dates

Draco Malfoy

You love to look good on the arm of your man! Other people envy you, and you want the kind of
guy who can keep you in style. Your champagne tastes match his exactly,

Who is your Harry Potter love match? (for girls)

Er... Yet again I find myself saying, is this a good or bad thing?

Urban Legend?

There was this Singaporean who went on a tour to Bangkok.

During his stay there, he happened to meet his Thai business associate who invited him to his house. After being introduced to the family which included three daughters, the Singaporean was asked to stay for dinner. It was a simple meal of vegetables and fish served with traditional white rice.

The Singaporean man took his leave and continued the remainder of his tour. Three months later, the man decided to divorce his wife of 10 years.

His wife was shocked! After persistently asking for a reason, he disclosed that he was madly in love with his Thai associate's second daughter. He couldn't seem to stop thinking about her and the longing will only go away when he is with her. He insisted on the divorce and wants to marry the girl. The wife in her desperation decided to seek help from a "Si Fu" recommended by her relative.

It is through him that they discovered a shocking custom.

In some parts of Thailand, when a girl first gets her period, she is to rear a fish and feed it with the sanitary pads after using them. The fish is killed when she spots the man she wants to marry and the fish is cooked and served to this man. The man will be so mesmerised by her and will love her till the day she dies.

The wife upon knowing this custom appealed to the "Si fu" for a solution. The "Si Fu" said that only when the girl rejects the man in the face will he wake up from his trance. There is no other way out.

The wife made a trip to Thailand to speak and plead with the family. They relented and the spell was lifted.

It is said that they have similar customs in Indonesia. But they use pubic hairs instead.

Fact or fiction?

received via email on 18 Nov 05

Wanna Feel my Tee?

received via email on 25 Nov 05

All shapes and sizes

Different size vehicle different size model?

received via email on 25 Nov 05

Freaky

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

what do you make of all this?

received via email on 25 Nov 05

The Hunt for the Longest Zip in Town

I went for the final fitting today!

The bridesmaid's dress fits!

It is a bit loose cuz I am not bloated (unlike my last visit). The seamstress even told me I had lost weight. Told her not to make me happy for nothing. I just know it's cuz I ain't got my menses.

I brought the 2 pairs of shoes i bought to try with the dress. The seasmstress is a genius. Even the length is perfect. She did tell me that she could take in the dress somemore to gimme a better shape but I decided not to. Don't wanna end up bulging everywhere after dinner. It's not like I can just unzip it and relac one corner.

After the fitting my man and I decided to go zip hunting. My guy is very big (get your head out of the gutter!) and he is very tall. He has this jacket that has a busted zip and he's been trying his darndest to fix it but has been unsuccessful thus far.

He asked my seamstress where abouts we could find a 39 inch zip. She stared at him in amazement and told him to try textile centre and so we hopped in a cab and sped down. We looked in all the shops that were opened and not a single one had zips that long. I'm really beginning to wonder where on earth he got that jacket.

Of Wedding Invites and Nail Beautification.

I went to Jacky's to get my nails done again and I am pleased to announce that I found the perfect colour to go with the bridesmaid's dress.

So excited.

Only 16 days to go and I'll be off to Melbourne!

Speaking of Melbourne, the invitations to my best friend's wedding arrived today. I say invitations cuz I volunteered to send out the invites to her friends who are here (thankfully there aren't many).

It's gorgeous. Clean lines and simple design. So chic and classic, Yes, i know they are just invites, but... it's a girl thing.

I am so excited. I know I'm repeating myself but I just can't help it. *grinz*

BLOODY SHIT

THE ASSWIPE DRIVING A DARK COLOURED CAR BARING THE LICENSE PLATE SFD7*3C NEAR SCOTTS TODAY AT LUNCH TIME OUGHT TO BE TARRED AND FEATHERED. HE SHOULD ALSO GET HIT IN THE NUTS REPEATEDLY TILL HE CAN NO LONGER PRODUCE SPERM OR ACHEIVE AN ERRECTION.

YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ZEBRA CROSSINGS ARE FOR? DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN RECKLESS DRIVERS LIKE YOU ARE LET LOOSE ON SOCIETY? YOU ENDANGER ALL PEDESTRIANS, YOU USELESS FUCKHEAD WHO PUT EVEN THE WORSE WOMEN DRIVERS TO SHAME. YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO STOP AT A ZEBRA CROSSING.

ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE AS GORGEOUS AS MYSELF IS TRYING TO CROSS THE FREAKING ROAD!

AND IT WAS RAINING OK! CANNOT SEE CUZ YOUR BLOODY USELESS WINDSHIELD WIPERS NOT WORKING PROPERLY IZZIT?!?! IT ISN'T A WONDER THEN, CUZ THEY ARE AS USELESS AS YOUR BRAINS!

YOU SHOULD BE SODOMISED WITH YOUR BLOODY WINDSHILE WIPERS YOU FUCKTARD!

pardon me, the pms bitchwitch is alive and well and has taken over my body.

Sex and Zeus' coffee

reveived via email 20Nov2005

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I was roaming along the playing fields of Zeus and I stumbled upon this post about free coffee!!!!

How cool is that.

Magnanimous

I recall watching this program on Tcs 5 called, "One Deed, One Lifetime."

In that particular episode there were interviewing this guy called Wayne. "What's was so extraordinary about Wayne?" I wondered. He looked like any other Chinese guy in Singapore. So I started to pay attention to this program.

He said when was a little boy his dad was declared bankrupt and left the family and he and his sister ended up in a children's home. One day a lady came to the home to look for them and adopted him and his sister. He told of how at first he was rather puzzled and very guarded towards this lady who he had never seen before. He did wonder why would this stranger care about him and his siter and want to adopt them. Later he found out that this lady was in fact his father's wife. His mother was his father's mistress.

He told of how he encountered problems getting into Primary school as his father and mother were not legally married and he and his sister did not have birth certificates and were not recognised as Singapore citizens. His adopted mother fought for them to get birth certificates just so he could go to school.

Did i mention that his adopted mother had divorced his father and she had six children of her own?

As time passed Wayne's adopted mother went to look for another two of his older siblings. His older brother and sister were staying with one of his aunt's at the time but they were having a hard time discipling his older brother. So Aunty Helen took them in and adopted them.

This single woman who has six kids to feed went to look for the four children of her husband's mistress when he disappeared. She knew they would have no one to care for them and found it in her heart to take them all in. Her friends at the time constantly berated her, calling her stupid for taking in the kids of the women who stole her husband. She just quietly said, "These children are innocent. They deserve a chance an and education."

I felt so small and petty next to this great woman simply known as Aunty Helen. She was not wealthy and there were times of hardship but she has a heart of the purest gold.

I salute you Aunty Helen.

NO FARKING MANNERS

OI! YOU! BABI! LINE UP LAH!

CANNOT SEE BIG, FAT ME STANDING HERE MEH? CANNOT SEE THIS PLASTIC BARRIER THINGY THAT IS SUPOSE TO CONTAIN THE MANY MANY PEOPLE THAT ARE ACTUALLY LINING UP MEH!!!??!!!

YOU BLIND OR WHAT? CANNOT BE. BLIND PEOPLE WHERE GOT WEAR SPECS ONE. YOU MUST BE RETARDED. THEN WHY DON'T YOU WEAR YOUR FREAKING "I AM RETARDED" BADGE SO PEOPLE WILL GIVE WAY TO YOU.

AND YOU!
OLD FART!
I KNOW YOU ARE OLD. SO WHAT? NO NEED TO LINE UP AH? AUTOMATICALLY MUST GIVE WAY TO YOU AH? THEN IF SOME CHEAPO, LAMEASS OLD FOLKS HOME EMPLOYEES DECIDE TO TAKE THEIR OLD FOLKS ON EXCURSION AND TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORT I DIE LAH. LAN LAN STAND HERE AND LET THE WHOLE BATALION OF THEM GO FIRST LAH! IZZIT?? OI! I TALKING TO YOU LEH, YOU CHAO AH PEK. DON'T PRETEND NEVER HEAR ME.

ealier that day.

STARE! STARE! STARE! STARE WHAT?
YOUR FATHER, MOTHER NEVER FEED YOU AH?!?! YOU SO HUNGRY MUST STARE AT ME EATING??!! NO MANNERS. FATHER, MOTHER NEVER TEACH. SOMEMORE THIS FAST FOOD PLACE SO FREAKING EMPTY YOU DIE DIE MUST SIT SAME TABLE AS ME. CHONG LIMPEH DU LAN NIA.

pardon my ranting. it has been a long and tiring day. how i wish i had actually said all the stuff i just typed. sigh.

my mother raise me better than that.

Cool Pool

Aren't they amazing?

received via email 13 Nov 05

Specky

I went to get new specs made today.
Two pairs of Transitions Lenses.

Decided to give my bawa block optical shop a try. I had never been there before but my mum told me that they're very good.

The price difference is amazing.

I usually get my specs done at a shop in Tampines. As I am "blind" (yes, that is how high my degree is) I usually get multi coated glass lenses (much thinner).

A pair at my regualr shop would set me back around $300. At the shop near my place they lady quoted me $220 for multi coated glass lenses and $240 for transitions lenses. Sad part is that Transitions Lenses are only available in plastic lense. Both prices inclusive of the frame. I got so excited I bought two pairs.

They are lovely! I love them to bits.

Can't wait to show them off to my target twin.