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Sunday, August 28, 2005

A fairytale

Got this email from a friend.

Totally loved it. It's so me.

A colleague asked me if it was an original compsition after he'd read it. Ha!

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and lemon sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't think so.

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