Weddy's War Zone

Friday, February 03, 2006

Perfect birthday present

The Birthday Barbie.

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is theBarbieon the display window?"

The salesperson answers,
"Which one?

We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for$265.95".

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and all the others only $19.95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers :

"Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with :
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer
and...
Ken'sBest Friend.

received via email 3rd Feb 2006

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