Wedded Bliss

I was a very happy person.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for nearly 3 years,and so we decided to get married.

There was only onelittle thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to comeover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that shecouldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. "I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her goup the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties andthrew them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight tothe front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you havepassed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is :

Always keep your condoms in your car

received via email 27th Oct 2005