Weddy's War Zone

Friday, May 05, 2006

What do you want out of life

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always say. "

The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that be?"

The little girl replied,

"A Mink on my back,
a Jaguar in the garage,
a Tiger in the bed
and a Jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted

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