Weddy's War Zone

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

So corny it hurts.

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument aboutwho was better on the computer. They had been going atit for days, and frankly, God was tired of hearingall the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT!!

I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for 2hours,and from those results, I will judge who deserves the better job". SoSatan and Jesus sat down atthe keyboards and typed away.

They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments

They downloaded. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They createdlabels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did somegenealogy reports.They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known inthe underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted theircomputers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone!It's all GONE!!I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from thepast 2 hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's notfair! He cheated!How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said.....



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