Blonde joke
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamppartially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom in a mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makeslove to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills. Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the twoblonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one "I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But whyhe wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."
The guy makes his three wishes and the next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom in a mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makeslove to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills. Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the twoblonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one "I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But whyhe wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."
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