Weddy's War Zone

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Popsicles and Sex


The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 yearold son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.

A few moments passed ..."An ambulance just went by."

A few moments later," Looks like the Andersons have company." he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike..."

A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving."

"Jason is on his skateboard...."

A few more moments, " The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?"

" Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too......."

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