Distinction Between Guts and Balls

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We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife who's holding a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you just flying off somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "YOU'RE NEXT FATTY"

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference as the outcome to both will ultimately result in a black eye, broken head, broken nose and will most probably end with the husband being hospitalised.



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