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.A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.The woman took out her purse, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy a pair of shoes instead of dinner?""No," I had to stop buying new shoes years ago, the homeless woman replied."Will you use it to

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.The Silent TreatmentA man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM."He left it where he knew she

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..A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I

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.....received via email

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.....received via email

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.....received via email

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...this place is supposedly in MALE. cool or what man...received via email

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...this is rich. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!!! .

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..This is my little bro Ian and his lovely gf audrey.It was his birthday yesterday and we went out to celebrate. And sabo him of course. We succeeded of course. Cuz this is the only pic I have of him before the mayhem started.He spent most of the rest of the night looking into a drain behind the pub we were at. Audrey was not too pleased of course. It was her first time meeting out rowdy bunch. I

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.....received via email

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....

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.... received via email

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......received via email

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.. ...received via email

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..to go to Malaysia.

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..who's the one among you that can't his liquor when u see this on the bar.

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.. HappyBirthdayto Me! ..

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..is this shop? so cute lah the shop name. ..

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.....received via email

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... ..

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...went to this new Bak Kut Teh place at Balestier with fly boy and lalala girl.So retro lor. macam time stood still in this place. I think it's called Kai Juan. Not sure though.The food is yummy man. Look at our feast. *SLURP*

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.Four Cajuns were sitting around a campfire near the Atchafalaya Basin.They were "philosophizing" on what was the fastest thing in the world.Boudreaux said, "I tink de fassest ting in the werld is a 'tought', because before you ken tink of it it's already tought." Thibodeaux said, "No, the fassest ting in the werld is a 'blink' because before you ken tink about it you dun blunk already."

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..A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house.Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost,' said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?""Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to

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..INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:A furious lightsabre duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.Luke: He

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..I was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."On his trip

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..Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby,

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..So as usual we did lots of shopping and eating.Mish and Ell took us to this amazing cafe where I saw for the first time coffee art.and if course this place had amazing food.I had my favourite stuffed mushrooms. (3 different types of cheese! YAY!)My man had his all time favourite dish in any western country...PANCAKES!Later on in the week we went to Port Campbell to have a quiet New Year's

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..We've all heard about people having guts or balls.But do you really know the difference between them?In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife who's holding a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning or are you just flying off somewhere?"BALLS - Is coming home

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...products so damn cute. So sayang to open the wrapper to get at the goodies inside cuz the wrappers itself are just so goregous. I miss my time in Japan. .

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.....

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... received via email

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..to Oz tomorrow night. Flight is very full. Praying my man and I will get seats on the last flight out. Can't wait to see Mish and Ell.But tonight I'm headed for a party. It is Christmas after all.Since I am not a big shot blogger and no one reads my blog anyways I will not have or need a guest blogger for the two weeks that I will be away.I'll come back with loads of pictures (and shopping)

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Everywhere I Go......

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...received via email

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..Some people should not have a job.Some of people are so dumb but act and actually think they are so smart.And to top it off some people think that they are doing their job when they ignore you. Especially when you are asking them important things with regards to your end of year Christmas leave which you are taking to go see your best friend in Oz who's just had a baby.Some people ought to be

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..There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM .The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains

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.My man and I are going to Oz land to see my best friend, Mish, her wonderful husband and her adorable son!!WOO HOO!!!!.

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...Fond memories for those who born in the 70s and 80s. 1. You grew up watching He-man, MASK, Transformers, Silver Hawk and Mickey Mouse. Not to forget, Ninja turtles, My Little Pony and Smurfs too. 2. You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess time. You would squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brush your teeth amd had a coloured mug to

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...A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the breeding bull exhibit.They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,"See... He mated 50 times last year ... once-a-week."They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated

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..First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy classwith a real dead human body. They all gathered around the dissection table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In medicine, it isnecessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor:The first is thatyou not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." To

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...1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING 3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.and........6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:The

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...Who does WhatA man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."Wife replies, "No, you should do

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...Well I am biase but what can i say. It is my best friend's first born son.Presenting Noah Appel. Isn't he just perfect?And here's a shot of the little one with his mum..

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...A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway."Oh My God-Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. " And jump out the window. My husband's home early!""I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets "It's

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...A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa."The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is

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..It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 A.M., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with

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...The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 yearold son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.A few moments passed ..."An ambulance just went by."A few

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..It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter10. a plumber11. a mechanic12. a decorator13. a stylist14. a sexologist15. a gynaecologist16. a psychologist17. a pest exterminator18. a psychiatrist19. a healer20. a good listener21. an organizer22. a good

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.being mobbed by three women. which is very common for him I'm sure.HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOY!.

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..One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and died.Her soul arrived up in Heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. Welcome," said St. Peter."Before you get settled in, though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far, and

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...John Blanchard stood up from the bench straightened his Navy uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose.His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of

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...one old love she can imagine going back to...and one who reminds her how far she has come...enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to...something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...a youth she's content to leave behind...a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to

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..The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.Here are this year's winners.1 - Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the

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..In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question "What kind of man are you looking for?"She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking, "Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said "Yes."She began to expound..."As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do formyself. I pay my own bills.

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.... Problem is I don't know if this model is real or someone's impression of what the new generation cyber shot should look like. Sigh. Guess I'll have to wait and see. received via email

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... received via email

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... received via email

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...CAKE!!! received via email

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...received via email

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...I seriously doubt that there's anything better...yes, yes, yes, i know there's a plate of cherries there as well.received via email

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. girls with tatts are cool.

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.Warning. the consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you are whispering when you are not. .

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.Q : Why do women love scottish bag-pipers? A : Because they are the only one who can finger, squeeze and blow at the same time.received via sms

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.A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he

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.A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."The next day grandpa died.The father thought it was a strange

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.An old man lived alone in a village.He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison.The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved

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.Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's onlywindow. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the

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.Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.Johnny, looking worried, said, "

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.An elderly couple were watching TV one evening when the TV Evangelist came on air and offered to pray for the sick.The Evangelist said; "For those of you who are sick and are watching this program tonight, I want to pray with you so that you could be healed from your sickness. I want to ask you toplace your right hand on the part of your body that is suffering from some disorder and raise your

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..This is Tiffy. The guy next to her is her wonderful hubby.HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR~!

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.Third grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils answer by reciting a short poem.The first kid that sat in the first row was a teacher's pet.He stood and said,My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can.The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating,

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.Come with me to a third grade classroom.....There isa nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never heart he end of it..When the girls

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.This is me and my Dai Lou.Just wanna wish him...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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.*Break Into the House*A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!"*Lost Wife*The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large

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.What does Love mean?A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined."When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."

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..received via email

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..This is one happy birthday girl with her mammoth birthday brownie courtesy of Hog's Breath. We went there with a different bunch of friends for a night of slightly more intimate but just as rowdy celebration.I was delighted when I was presented with this...I have to say it is one of the best looking burgers I have seen in a long time.It was a great night but the end was quite

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..This is Suzanna.This is my target twin.Both of their Birthdays fall on the first week fo September. As such a whole bunch of us went out to Ministry of Sound to celebrate.It was quite an eventful night. Loads of booze and dancing and what not. We had about six to eight trays of shots. I have no idea why everyone was so generous and willing to buy tray after tray of shots. We had B52s and

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sweet love from Baskin Robbins in MBK Centre, Bangkok...and I had to work this morning. That totally sucked man! Oh well. Such is life. Had a blast.Well, the trip was off to a bad start.I took the 1.05pm flight to Bangkok so at 9am I was still asleep. It was at this time that Ayumi (not her real name of course) sms me to call her once I got up. I did and the poor girl was close to tears. She is

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Kc is the guy with the specs. He may look innocent enough. In his case however the saying looks can be deceiving definitely rings true.HAPPY BIRTHDAY KHAYCE!!!! .

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..tomorrow morning.Very excited! Going with my target twin and a big bunch of others from work. Too bad my man can't get leave so he can't join me.Ciao!..

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..

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..

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..

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..

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..should have this.....

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..This is Ell. The love of my best friend's life. (not the small 1, idioit, the big 1 lah!)Happy Brthday Ell! Thanks for the happy memories.

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..No work for me today. That is a very case. Especially with it being a public h0liday and all.Lucky me got invited to a little NDP (National Day Party) at CK's place. Most ironic thing is that CK isn't even Singaporean!My man is off too. (So lucky! Better buy 4D!) We sent this mms to ell all the way in Oz to wish him Happy Birthday. Was sorely tempted to call him in my slightly intoxivated state

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..This Ray. HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAY!!!

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..This is my friend G. He is seated next to my target twin. Today is his birthday and i just wanted to say... HAPPY BIRTHDAY G!!!...

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..My man got promotoed and there was this dinner to attend cuz of him and his colleagues promotion and we found this on the menu. Notice the header line states this is the Halal menu and look at the dish my finger is pointing at.Go figure...

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..This is Mo. He got his nipple pierced today. Dragged my target twin, me and my man along for moral support.No. I am not gonna show you a picture...This is my target twin.and she got this today.Cool huh? She was contemplating getting her tongue pierced but after following Mo to the piercing place she kinda lost her desire to have a hole through her tongue.I wanna tattoo too.

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..and is it real?

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..and here's the happy couple.and here are three glamourous vain pots.

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...Happy Birthday Rob!!....

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..Mo, my man and I were in town and decided to try out that Hong Kong stly makan place at Takashimaya called CENTRAL.It was quite packed but we managed to get a seat. Probably cuz there were only three of us. The menu was plenty interesting.I had pepper battered pork chops and dry spicy noodles. The noodles were yummy but the pork chop thingy I would not recommend. I love pepper but even for me

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....Happy Birthday Chris!!....

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