Weddy's War Zone

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-155882302009-10-17T17:17:24.054+08:00Weddy's War Zonebrendywendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11524010668332130184noreply@blogger.comBlogger360125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15588230.post-28572523288178622022007-03-17T21:21:00.000+08:002007-05-15T15:23:33.802+08:00Womanly Necessities

.A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.The woman took out her purse, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy a pair of shoes instead of dinner?""No," I had to stop buying new shoes years ago, the homeless woman replied."Will you use it to

brendywendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11524010668332130184noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15588230.post-69437713598546496622007-03-15T15:13:00.000+08:002007-05-15T15:15:05.260+08:00The Silent Treatment

.The Silent TreatmentA man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM."He left it where he knew she

brendywendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11524010668332130184noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15588230.post-72716778098741884422007-03-12T23:52:00.000+08:002007-05-15T14:18:25.843+08:00Reasons Not to Mess with Children

..A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I

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.....received via email

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.....received via email

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.....received via email

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...this place is supposedly in MALE. cool or what man...received via email

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...this is rich. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!!! .

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..This is my little bro Ian and his lovely gf audrey.It was his birthday yesterday and we went out to celebrate. And sabo him of course. We succeeded of course. Cuz this is the only pic I have of him before the mayhem started.He spent most of the rest of the night looking into a drain behind the pub we were at. Audrey was not too pleased of course. It was her first time meeting out rowdy bunch. I

brendywendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11524010668332130184noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15588230.post-51741993869008360372007-02-20T23:23:00.000+08:002007-05-13T15:01:00.444+08:00Chocolate constructions

.....received via email

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.... received via email

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......received via email

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.. ...received via email

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..to go to Malaysia.

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..who's the one among you that can't his liquor when u see this on the bar.

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.. HappyBirthdayto Me! ..

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..is this shop? so cute lah the shop name. ..

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.....received via email

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... ..

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...went to this new Bak Kut Teh place at Balestier with fly boy and lalala girl.So retro lor. macam time stood still in this place. I think it's called Kai Juan. Not sure though.The food is yummy man. Look at our feast. *SLURP*

brendywendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11524010668332130184noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15588230.post-29611643352571202992007-01-25T23:14:00.000+08:002007-05-01T12:38:24.469+08:00Four Cajuns

.Four Cajuns were sitting around a campfire near the Atchafalaya Basin.They were "philosophizing" on what was the fastest thing in the world.Boudreaux said, "I tink de fassest ting in the werld is a 'tought', because before you ken tink of it it's already tought." Thibodeaux said, "No, the fassest ting in the werld is a 'blink' because before you ken tink about it you dun blunk already."

brendywendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11524010668332130184noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15588230.post-90343153986954117592007-01-22T22:30:00.000+08:002007-05-01T12:34:13.084+08:00Chinese Torture

..A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house.Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost,' said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?""Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to

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..INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:A furious lightsabre duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.Luke: He

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..I was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."On his trip

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