I Am Hell Of a Cute Demon

the bird is your true demon form. you are
carefree, kind and lively. people love to be with
you,and you enjoy your life too.


What is your true demon form?
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Harry Potter Dates

Draco Malfoy

You love to look good on the arm of your man! Other people envy you, and you want the kind of
guy who can keep you in style. Your champagne tastes match his exactly,

Who is your Harry Potter love match? (for girls)

Er... Yet again I find myself saying, is this a good or bad thing?

Urban Legend?

There was this Singaporean who went on a tour to Bangkok.

During his stay there, he happened to meet his Thai business associate who invited him to his house. After being introduced to the family which included three daughters, the Singaporean was asked to stay for dinner. It was a simple meal of vegetables and fish served with traditional white rice.

The Singaporean man took his leave and continued the remainder of his tour. Three months later, the man decided to divorce his wife of 10 years.

His wife was shocked! After persistently asking for a reason, he disclosed that he was madly in love with his Thai associate's second daughter. He couldn't seem to stop thinking about her and the longing will only go away when he is with her. He insisted on the divorce and wants to marry the girl. The wife in her desperation decided to seek help from a "Si Fu" recommended by her relative.

It is through him that they discovered a shocking custom.

In some parts of Thailand, when a girl first gets her period, she is to rear a fish and feed it with the sanitary pads after using them. The fish is killed when she spots the man she wants to marry and the fish is cooked and served to this man. The man will be so mesmerised by her and will love her till the day she dies.

The wife upon knowing this custom appealed to the "Si fu" for a solution. The "Si Fu" said that only when the girl rejects the man in the face will he wake up from his trance. There is no other way out.

The wife made a trip to Thailand to speak and plead with the family. They relented and the spell was lifted.

It is said that they have similar customs in Indonesia. But they use pubic hairs instead.

Fact or fiction?

received via email on 18 Nov 05

Wanna Feel my Tee?

received via email on 25 Nov 05

All shapes and sizes

Different size vehicle different size model?



received via email on 25 Nov 05

Freaky

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

what do you make of all this?


received via email on 25 Nov 05

The Hunt for the Longest Zip in Town

I went for the final fitting today!

The bridesmaid's dress fits!

It is a bit loose cuz I am not bloated (unlike my last visit). The seamstress even told me I had lost weight. Told her not to make me happy for nothing. I just know it's cuz I ain't got my menses.

I brought the 2 pairs of shoes i bought to try with the dress. The seasmstress is a genius. Even the length is perfect. She did tell me that she could take in the dress somemore to gimme a better shape but I decided not to. Don't wanna end up bulging everywhere after dinner. It's not like I can just unzip it and relac one corner.

After the fitting my man and I decided to go zip hunting. My guy is very big (get your head out of the gutter!) and he is very tall. He has this jacket that has a busted zip and he's been trying his darndest to fix it but has been unsuccessful thus far.

He asked my seamstress where abouts we could find a 39 inch zip. She stared at him in amazement and told him to try textile centre and so we hopped in a cab and sped down. We looked in all the shops that were opened and not a single one had zips that long. I'm really beginning to wonder where on earth he got that jacket.

Of Wedding Invites and Nail Beautification.

I went to Jacky's to get my nails done again and I am pleased to announce that I found the perfect colour to go with the bridesmaid's dress.

So excited.

Only 16 days to go and I'll be off to Melbourne!

Speaking of Melbourne, the invitations to my best friend's wedding arrived today. I say invitations cuz I volunteered to send out the invites to her friends who are here (thankfully there aren't many).

It's gorgeous. Clean lines and simple design. So chic and classic, Yes, i know they are just invites, but... it's a girl thing.

I am so excited. I know I'm repeating myself but I just can't help it. *grinz*

BLOODY SHIT

THE ASSWIPE DRIVING A DARK COLOURED CAR BARING THE LICENSE PLATE SFD7*3C NEAR SCOTTS TODAY AT LUNCH TIME OUGHT TO BE TARRED AND FEATHERED. HE SHOULD ALSO GET HIT IN THE NUTS REPEATEDLY TILL HE CAN NO LONGER PRODUCE SPERM OR ACHEIVE AN ERRECTION.

YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ZEBRA CROSSINGS ARE FOR? DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN RECKLESS DRIVERS LIKE YOU ARE LET LOOSE ON SOCIETY? YOU ENDANGER ALL PEDESTRIANS, YOU USELESS FUCKHEAD WHO PUT EVEN THE WORSE WOMEN DRIVERS TO SHAME. YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO STOP AT A ZEBRA CROSSING.

ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE AS GORGEOUS AS MYSELF IS TRYING TO CROSS THE FREAKING ROAD!

AND IT WAS RAINING OK! CANNOT SEE CUZ YOUR BLOODY USELESS WINDSHIELD WIPERS NOT WORKING PROPERLY IZZIT?!?! IT ISN'T A WONDER THEN, CUZ THEY ARE AS USELESS AS YOUR BRAINS!

YOU SHOULD BE SODOMISED WITH YOUR BLOODY WINDSHILE WIPERS YOU FUCKTARD!

pardon me, the pms bitchwitch is alive and well and has taken over my body.

Sex and Zeus' coffee

reveived via email 20Nov2005

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I was roaming along the playing fields of Zeus and I stumbled upon this post about free coffee!!!!

How cool is that.

Magnanimous

I recall watching this program on Tcs 5 called, "One Deed, One Lifetime."

In that particular episode there were interviewing this guy called Wayne. "What's was so extraordinary about Wayne?" I wondered. He looked like any other Chinese guy in Singapore. So I started to pay attention to this program.

He said when was a little boy his dad was declared bankrupt and left the family and he and his sister ended up in a children's home. One day a lady came to the home to look for them and adopted him and his sister. He told of how at first he was rather puzzled and very guarded towards this lady who he had never seen before. He did wonder why would this stranger care about him and his siter and want to adopt them. Later he found out that this lady was in fact his father's wife. His mother was his father's mistress.

He told of how he encountered problems getting into Primary school as his father and mother were not legally married and he and his sister did not have birth certificates and were not recognised as Singapore citizens. His adopted mother fought for them to get birth certificates just so he could go to school.

Did i mention that his adopted mother had divorced his father and she had six children of her own?

As time passed Wayne's adopted mother went to look for another two of his older siblings. His older brother and sister were staying with one of his aunt's at the time but they were having a hard time discipling his older brother. So Aunty Helen took them in and adopted them.

This single woman who has six kids to feed went to look for the four children of her husband's mistress when he disappeared. She knew they would have no one to care for them and found it in her heart to take them all in. Her friends at the time constantly berated her, calling her stupid for taking in the kids of the women who stole her husband. She just quietly said, "These children are innocent. They deserve a chance an and education."

I felt so small and petty next to this great woman simply known as Aunty Helen. She was not wealthy and there were times of hardship but she has a heart of the purest gold.

I salute you Aunty Helen.

NO FARKING MANNERS

OI! YOU! BABI! LINE UP LAH!

CANNOT SEE BIG, FAT ME STANDING HERE MEH? CANNOT SEE THIS PLASTIC BARRIER THINGY THAT IS SUPOSE TO CONTAIN THE MANY MANY PEOPLE THAT ARE ACTUALLY LINING UP MEH!!!??!!!

YOU BLIND OR WHAT? CANNOT BE. BLIND PEOPLE WHERE GOT WEAR SPECS ONE. YOU MUST BE RETARDED. THEN WHY DON'T YOU WEAR YOUR FREAKING "I AM RETARDED" BADGE SO PEOPLE WILL GIVE WAY TO YOU.

AND YOU!
OLD FART!
I KNOW YOU ARE OLD. SO WHAT? NO NEED TO LINE UP AH? AUTOMATICALLY MUST GIVE WAY TO YOU AH? THEN IF SOME CHEAPO, LAMEASS OLD FOLKS HOME EMPLOYEES DECIDE TO TAKE THEIR OLD FOLKS ON EXCURSION AND TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORT I DIE LAH. LAN LAN STAND HERE AND LET THE WHOLE BATALION OF THEM GO FIRST LAH! IZZIT?? OI! I TALKING TO YOU LEH, YOU CHAO AH PEK. DON'T PRETEND NEVER HEAR ME.

ealier that day.

STARE! STARE! STARE! STARE WHAT?
YOUR FATHER, MOTHER NEVER FEED YOU AH?!?! YOU SO HUNGRY MUST STARE AT ME EATING??!! NO MANNERS. FATHER, MOTHER NEVER TEACH. SOMEMORE THIS FAST FOOD PLACE SO FREAKING EMPTY YOU DIE DIE MUST SIT SAME TABLE AS ME. CHONG LIMPEH DU LAN NIA.

pardon my ranting. it has been a long and tiring day. how i wish i had actually said all the stuff i just typed. sigh.

my mother raise me better than that.

Cool Pool

Aren't they amazing?



















received via email 13 Nov 05

Specky

I went to get new specs made today.
Two pairs of Transitions Lenses.

Decided to give my bawa block optical shop a try. I had never been there before but my mum told me that they're very good.

The price difference is amazing.

I usually get my specs done at a shop in Tampines. As I am "blind" (yes, that is how high my degree is) I usually get multi coated glass lenses (much thinner).

A pair at my regualr shop would set me back around $300. At the shop near my place they lady quoted me $220 for multi coated glass lenses and $240 for transitions lenses. Sad part is that Transitions Lenses are only available in plastic lense. Both prices inclusive of the frame. I got so excited I bought two pairs.

They are lovely! I love them to bits.

Can't wait to show them off to my target twin.

Flying Sanrio Advert

received via email on 13 Nov 05

Another gorgeous pic

Edible Art

Yes.

Again.

More yummilicious pics of cakes that are works of art.


received via email on 14Nov05

Plastic or not?

if you thought this was quite remarkable.

Check these out.

So you see, under the knife or not, deception is deception.

Everyone does it.

One way or another.

The top pic of the famous or shall i say infamous Dawn Yang is "stolen" from Kenny Sia. (THANKS KENNY!)

One fine day

We may find out that actually all terrorist look like this...
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Pic "stolen" from Kenny Sia.

Read the post that inspired the pic here.

What will he think of next?

Doin' the pidgeon

Bert You scored 75% Organization, 56% abstract, and 50% extroverted!

This test measured 3 variables. First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean. Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type. Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself. You are very organized, both concrete and abstract, and both introverted and extroverted. Here is why are you Bert. You are both very organized. You almost always know where your belongings are and you prefer things neat. You may even enjoy cleaning and find it therapeutic. Bert is a big neat freak and gets quite annoyed when Ernie makes a big mess. You both are sometimes concrete and sometimes abstract thinkers. Bert is probably a bit more concrete in his bottlecap collecting addiction and his love of the weather. He does show his abstract side when he sings and performs his "Doin' The Pidgeon" song. You have a good balance in your life. You know when to be logical at times, but you also aren't afraid to explore your dreams and desires... within limits of course. You are both somewhat introverted. Bert is probably more introverted, because he spends most of his time either with Ernie or alone. Still he has no problem being around other people in his role as chairman of "The National Association of 'W' Lovers." Like Bert, you probably like to have some time to yourself, but you do appreciate spending time with your friends, and you aren't scared of social situations. The other possible characters are Oscar the Grouch Big Bird Snuffleupagus Ernie Elmo Kermit the Frog Grover Cookie Monster Guy Smiley The Count

This test was "stolen" from Ice Oaks.

Clearer pics

of the A380 Airbus.



Yah lah.

I know these pics are much nicer than mine.
I not professional photographer what.
Somemore I inside the building and got glass in the way mah. :p

Crowd control needed

at the viewing mall of Changi Airport Terminal 2 today.


All because of this...

Presenting the airbus 380. It's the first time it's in Singapore, ever.

Look like luohan fish lah. Maybe this will make it lucky. I know for sure there will be people heading off to but 4D today. Such a timely arrival. Arrive here on a friday. This gives the hardcore gamblers time to decide which four numbers to buy for Saturday and Sunday's draws. So far the hot favourites are 4380 and 1380.

What a big deal it was. Got sign all, ok.

In case it's not clear enough, the sign in blue says "Singapore Changi Airport is A380 ready!".

And look at all the tiny people that have come to take a peek at this mammoth.

It's huge man.

So which four numbers should I buy?

*****

Neither 1380 nor 4380 nor any combination of these numbers came out on Saturday and Sundays' draw. Guess not so lucky after all.

VANNESS!!!

OH MY GOD!!!

I did not even know he was gonna be in another movie.

He is so cute!!!

I MUST GO SEE!!!

Is this not the most

splendid place to have a wedding?

I am just so excited.

It is only a month away.

I can't stand the wait.

Must find time to go handbag hunting.

Mobile Art

I think it's time to change my mobile. What say you?

Nail Day

My target twin and I went to Jacky's today. Time for us to get our nails done. Again.

These are my target twin's lovely nails. I was too lazy to take a pic of mine.

After getting our nails done we window shopped around Far East Plaza. We popped by the cute little shop that I bought my watches from the last time. I bought another watch (yes, ANOTHER one) and a pair of hoop earrings (total damage$30). My target twin bought two watches and a pair of earrings too. Talk about major renovation going on there. It's gonna be an sight to be behold when it's finally finished.

I first set eyes on my man at the MickeyDee's in Far East Plaza. Many years later it was a Starbuck's and now it's a Subway.

We soon headed for Tang's to look for a dress for my target twin. She needs to find one soon for M's wedding. It's taking place in early December(?!?). We were both starting to panic.

Then I found these...

Aren't they gorgeous?!?!

So now I am only panicing cuz my target twin has yet to find her dress.


Wait a minute, I have no evening bag to match my bridesmaid dress or these shoes.
Damn! Just when I though I was in the clear.

Guess I have no choice but to go shopping. Again.

This is what you dream of

when you don't get cake at your friend's dinner party the night before.

I WANT CAKE!!!!

Dinner at Kat's

It was a lovely dinner with lovely people. Some I already knew and soem new faces too.

My target twin and I made a salad for dinner and I tell you Kat's a really fantastic cook. And so are her friends that contributed stuff.

Menu

Nibbles
Salsa and Corn Chips

Salad with green, red apples and raisins in a light cream sauce

Grilled Scallops crusted with Almonds and Orange Sauce

Starters

Tortilla with Potatoes
Fennel & Tomato Soup

Main
Roast Leg of Lamb with Rosemary, Thyme, Garlic

Desserts
Island Creamery Ice-Cream Cakes

It all looks so good right. Was a happy, contented, stuffed and slightly tipsy camper by the time I got home.

My man could not make it but Kat was ever so sweet and packed a little of everything (ok, more like a lot of many things) for me to bring back for him. Even he said the lamb was fantastic. And it was cold by the time he got it.

I especially liked the soup. Even though someone at the party claimed that it was too salty. What nonsense.

I was also pleasantly surprise that everyone loved the salad. I thought it was great but I didn't expect everyone there to enjoy it as much as me. They eat until finish, ok.

Only regret was that I was too stuffed (and drunk) to have any of the delicious cake. Which turned out not to be a bad thing since I am trying to control my ever increasing waistline.

Once again I would like to thank Kat for inviting me and my target twin to dinner and also my target twin for the salad recipe and the actual construction of the salad.

As the saying goes, "and a great and merry time was had by all."

What i am dreaming of

This is just cuz my target twin and I have been invited to Kat's for a little dinner party.

She's serving lamb, not seafood. But what do i care. I get to eat a home cooked meal.

I AM CUTE, OKAY!

You Are A: Bear Cub!

Bears are strong and independent creatures who roam in the forest in search of food. Bears are usually gentle, but anger one and be prepared for their full fury! You're tough, you won't back down from a fight, you have a bit of a temper -- classic attributes of a bear. Intelligent and resourceful, though lazy at times, you are a fascinating creature of the wild.

You were almost a: Duck or a Pony
You are least like a: Chipmunk or a GroundhogWhat Cute Animal Are You?

Creativity

received via email on 23 Sep 05

Quite a son in law

A Jewish girl brings her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. He invites the fiancé to his study for schnapps.

"So what are your plans?" the father asks the fiancé.

"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.

"A Torah scholar," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiancé.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the fiancé insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, "How did it go?"

The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."


received vai email on 15 Sep 05


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Lost at sea.

Yossi and Janine, an elderly Jewish couple, are sitting together on an aeroplane flying to the Far East. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down in a few minutes time.

The good news is that I can see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing.

The bad news is that this island appears to be uncharted - I am unable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if not for the rest of our lives.

"Yossi turns to Janine and asks, "Janine, dear, did we turn off the oven?" and Janine replies, "Of course."

"Janine, are our life insurance policies paid up?"

"Of course."

"Janine, did we pay our pledge for the synagogue appeal?"

"Oh my God, I forgot to send off the cheque."

"Thank Heaven! They'll find us for sure!"

received via email on 8 Sep 05

Bananas

Popped by minishorts place today to find that her blog is going through a "hostile takeover".

And then I found this gem.

Had me laughing myself silly lah!

Nose's Halloween Party

I was quite distressed that I had to work and missed probably the most happening Halloween Party this year. As reported here, here, here, here and here I was not wrong.

Though my night paled in comparison, I did manage to go to another party and here's how I spent my Halloween.

Lots of booze (yay!). But no food (boo). Except for chips and stuff (yuk).

Mo (seated with me) and Rich (seated with my target twin) attended. Which is great cuz it has been eons since I've seen them.

We made new friends too.

Notice how friendly my target twin gets when she's been consuming alcohol.

Mo was the centre of attention. (how could anyone resist this cutie?)

I doubt he had cause to complain.

Then my target twin met Stanley, her date for the night.

Sigh.

as you can see she's quite attached to him.

This is what I am afraid she will turn into without Stanley.

My man under the influence of one too many strawberry mageritas.

See what happens when you've had too much to drink?

It was a night to remember to say the least.

For goodness sake FF! What are you doing?

News Flash people.

I have been following the blog of famous bolgger Finicky Feline for the past few months. Her great talent at writing, is one of the reasons why I started my own blog. You could say she is one of the bloggers that has inspired/inspires me a great deal. Sometimes serious, sometimes thought invoking and many a time down right hilarious.

She has chosen to hide her identity since she started blogging and there has never been a single pic of her face on her blog or any other (as far as I know).

Till today that is...

Ladies and gents, I proudly present to you the face of the genius blogger that is Finicky Feline.

She quite the chio lor. Even though it isn't a very clear shot, be thankful okay. Before today only a handful knew what she look like.

Must buy 4D!

P.S. FF, if you are reading this, please give me four numbers. We share the winnings.